#Lois Lane

[timdrakealways17]

Tim: I discovered who Batman is

Bruce, acting shocked: who??

Tim: it’s… CLARK KENT

Damian, watching from afar: I know we all agreed weed would help Drake calm down.. but this is..

Jason: more importantly why is Bruce playing along?

Dick: I want to hear more about this theory

—-

Meanwhile in Metropolis:

Clark, reading the newspaper, cup of coffee: did someone call for me?

Lois: no? Who do you think did?

Clark: this is going to sound crazy, but I think Tim thinks I’m Batman and is unaware of Bruce’s identity

Lois: ok.. while you ponder that can you do the dishes?

Kon, also listening in, pulling Lois aside: I want it on record that I did NOT supply Tim with weed

Lois:

Kon: and that I would NEVER do so

Lois: I will offer you ten seconds to find a better hiding spot for your stash than under your bed

Kon, running off:

—-

This was the last time Bruce was convinced to allow Tim to consume substances based on a slideshow that Tim had created.

[superman-the-secret-third-thing]

Shenaniganery is their foreplay, as it has been from the beginning.

i 100% believe every single adaptation of superman should be judged for accuracy based on how well they understand just how completely unhinged lois lane is as a person. because if you think THE lois lane wouldn’t do [fill in the blank], you’re wrong. she absolutely would do that and she will not be apologizing for it. superman being in love with her only succeeded in making her more comfortable and willing to do insanely dangerous things than she already was. because yes, she will 100% launch her body off a skyscraper just to prove a point. and guess what, idiot? she was right, so it was completely worth it and she will be doing it again. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, lois lane is absolutely bat-shit crazy. clark just happens to be really REALLY into her particular brand of crazy. like there is nothing lois won’t do with the right motivation. she is an absolute force of nature and that should scare the shit out of you.

[frownyalfred]

So what I'm hearing from that quote is, to put it unromantically, Superman has a competence kink. Lana is a social butterfly, Lois is a fucking-Pulitzer winner, Bruce is fucking Batman. Yeah, I can see it.

Each one sees the next person Clark dates and goes "fair enough" and then has to go lie down for a little bit because what do you mean he keeps managing to date up every single time? Poor Lois is a pulitzer prize winner, how do you go up from there? But then Clark had to go snag a billionaire secret-genius martial arts master who's on a level she can play at, but never linger in for long. And she can't even get drunk and tell her friends Clark is dating some ugly skank now.

[witherby]

You just wrote about Girl Scout cookies and it made me imagine mouse as a little girl finishing selling her cookies after one trip to the watchtower

Flittermouse is not a girl, but they would make an adorable scout of some kind!

Mouse, warping to the watchtower with a stereotypical wagon full of cookies and a cute little uniform: Uncle Clark!!

Clark, zipping to them in a second: WHAT'S WRONG — ohhhh my stars look at you! What are you doin' little sugarplum!!! :D

Mouse: I'm selling cookies! Gimme money please!

Clark, actively snapping photos: Absolutely. I'll buy whatever you want. This is fantastic. When Lois and I eventually decide on a time to have kids I'm getting them a uniform just like yours.

Mouse: Yeah yeah that's great, uncle Clark. How many cookies do you want!"

Clark: Two boxes please!

Mouse:

Clark:

Mouse: Only two? :(

Clark: oh no

Mouse: I came all the way up here to sell my cookies, uncle Clark. I came here first so you would have all the options. :(

Clark: oh my god

Mouse: It's okay. I'm a little tired so I didn't wanna walk all around the dangerous streets of Gotham, but... :'(

Clark, knowing Lois is about to kill him for running up the credit card again: I'll take them all. Every flavor. Do you have more than one wagon? I'll take that one too.

Mouse: YAAAAY THANK YOU UNCLE CLARK

Clark, later, getting chewed out by his wife and surrounded by a mountain of cookies -

Lois: YOU GOT SWINDLED BY A SIX YEAR OLD

Clark: Ok but you didn't see the outfit. Look, honey.

Lois: HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AS TO — oh my god

Clark: Oh my god, right?

Lois: Are they selling any more?

Clark: laughing

[lawsnow56]

All the sketches I did of my newest OTP, Clois from Smallville!

[fyi-its-about-to-get-bi]

I love when they get polyamorous

Culture Shock

Look, Danny knows not all of the ghosts from the Zone are human, ok?

Skulker is an alien, Wulf is from another dimension, and Frostbite's ancestral world don't even have planets.

You can meet any ghost from any world and any time period, it's only one of the infinite weird things about the Realms.

So it wasn't a big deal when Danny asked Walker to teach him his mother tongue. Just an attempt to reduce the communication error with the guy, and maybe an effort to get to know his Zone neighbors better.

Generic ghost speak can only get them so far after all.

And ok, Danny wasn't expecting to get actual language books and fucking homeworks from the warden, but whatever. Walker is stuffy like that. It's actually pretty sweet of him to give Danny all of these materials, and Danny can appreciate that.

It might have, unfortunately, slipped Danny's mind to ask more about Walker's origins. Although to be fair, learning an alien language wouldn't be a problem normally, it shouldn't be.

If not for that cursed Fenton luck.

How in the realms is Danny supposed to know Walker is Kryptonian??? Walker acts nothing like Superman, how is Danny supposed to connect the two dots?!

Shit, how do he even start to explain this when Superman is knocking on his dorm window??

[navusare]

first batch of sketch requests that i’ve been taking on twt and bsky!

[hatopond]

Two people I want you to be happy with.

These two couples left a lasting impression on me when I saw the film.

I liked the scenes where their love shone through in between the battle scenes with the dark side.

I hope they have a happy reunion and life after it all started.

[bakerolivia]

CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE SMALLVILLE | 9.17 “Upgrade”

[jetslay]

Tom Welling, Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, and Michael Rosenbaum in The CW's 2006 spots. (x), (x)

[selinarchive]

Lois Lane and Selina Kyle in Covers for Batman/Superman World’s Finest

[redwiccanrobin]

(Superman: Secret Identity)

[missmaemikaelson]

No one:

DC Women pt.2:

[why-i-love-comics]

Superman #24 - "Lex & Mercy" (2025)

written by Joshua Williamson art by Eddy Barrows, Eber Ferreira, & Alejandro Sanchez

[frownyalfred]

Lois can't even complain to anyone about Clark's bad taste dating Bruce because she also... dated Bruce. There's ZERO she can say without dragging herself down too, goddamnit.

And not only did she date Bruce…..she dated him when she thought he was only Brucie. Hard to ding Clark for wanting to date the smart and kind man beneath that mask. Even if he is a bit of a weirdo about bats.